unfoldfromthesky:

I just found this in my journal from middle school and tbh I can’t even remember which pet Cuddles was.

unfoldfromthesky:

I just found this in my journal from middle school and tbh I can’t even remember which pet Cuddles was.

(via shouldbedoingsomethingproductive)


iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

(via shavingryansprivates)


kilosophy:

oh shit

(via amblejambles)



drhanniballecter:

gaymanual:

is this hannibal?

Yes.

drhanniballecter:

gaymanual:

is this hannibal?

Yes.

(via amblejambles)


scrubsfordummies:

punchy-larue:

what was this show

a miracle 

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bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

(via amblejambles)


winxhesters:

potato-tots:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out

my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once

when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve

(via amblejambles)


actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

(via amblejambles)


courfeyrac-yourbody:

yay—stefon:

Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.

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